The 1996 Corporate Cruise was a legendary riverboat cruise open to all businesses operating out of the Adobe Skyscraper that set sail down the Uluwehi River on 17 May 2013, a Friday. Notable celebrities in attendance: Gretch Zbarkl, Moon Base Madame, and Mr. Capestrano. It was just one of countless other corporate cruises that took, and still take, place along the river.
Attendees
- Alice Inguliavek
- Babs Kennedy
- Bill Doubleday
- Board Game Guru
- Bobby Bikini (as member of the Wonderful Land Wonderful Band)
- Brent Ko
- Chuck Dadz
- Cindy Captain
- Crystal Avatavio
- Dan Djini
- Dean Ramos
- Dr. Dwayne Stevens
- Ed Del Santo
- Edgor G. Worrhen
- Edison Braintchle
- Elaine Bordeaux
- Emily Plantana
- Emma Petrovic (special guest of Mr. Capestrano)
- Father Liam Lamar
- Glenda Jemini
- Janet Valdune
- Joe Pasteroni (as per court order)
- Junta Ellsmore
- Katherine Montgomery
- Lana Greensage
- Lawrence Sandibolt
- Lmo Kodak
- Marisol Rouza
- Mary Izzo
- Matt Slime
- Miranda Octe
- Montague Casillas
- Petri Chandauff
- Ray Wister
- Rick Reception
- Shannon Candice
- Suzi Ochikubo
- Terrence Baqhead (crasher)
- Tinsley Cliffwok
- Yanna Barom
- Yohan Pope
- Yousei Soo
- Zaso Jacquzi