Board Game Guru is the greatest board game player of all time, and people often seek him out in his store, Board Game Guru, which is located in The Adobe Skyscraper to learn secrets of old board games and find out what board game he is currently into. He has greenish skin, long arms to make reaching a board game from a cross-legged position very easy, and very strong eyes, with which he observes every possible movement of the board game.
People sometimes imitate the board game guru by applying a skin product called Embossable Green on themselves.