Demon Baby


A demon baby is a youth that has entered into felonious behavior out of no self interest. It is a term that was coined by Dr. Glenda J. Jemini. This theory supposes that such apparently aimlessly misaligned youth are the direct product of an uneducated society that allows for them to drift into nonproductive lifestyles without offering a viable alternative.

 It is an abstract concept that involves the incorporation of vegetable intake, market research, market research addiction, additive curfew calculus, and stocking sight, to name a few. The theory is so complex that it has yet to be fully published—the most current volume is XII out of ???