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Ball Ranch Flamingo Farm

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The Ball Ranch Flamingo Farm is a wildlife preserve established with the aim of educating flamingos to be productive members in their own society. It is maintained by an android who "has no rememberance of former things."

Educational Methodology

The Ranch's educational style can be described as a marriage between traditional Montessori (champtioned by avian professor Mr. Gladiola), and brute force intimidation via chainsaws. Birds that don't graduate from the program are often eaten by visitors to the Ranch's cafeteria.