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Bacon Flay

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Bacon flay is a popular synthetic foodstuff produced from various fish components mixed with heavy metal by-product. It has been cited as an influence in many international peace accords and remains a popular choice for awards banquet appetizers.

It has a flavor similar to bacon, but in a powder-paste packaging. It is believed to have originated with the neanderthal early experimentation in corndog cuisine.